★★★★★Jess M.
My new personality
Took one mirror pic and my whole group chat wants one. The hood is so soft and the face is perfect.
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My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
Regular price
$42.99 USD
Regular price
$42.99 USD
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$85.99 USD
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🦑 3D Character Hood
☁️ Ultra-Soft Plush Fleece
👨👩👧 Kids & Adult Sizes
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| Size | Height | Weight |
|---|---|---|
| Kids XS | 3'3"–3'9" | 33–45 lb |
| Kids S | 3'9"–4'3" | 45–60 lb |
| Kids M | 4'3"–4'9" | 60–80 lb |
| Kids L | 4'9"–5'1" | 80–100 lb |
| Kids XL | 5'1"–5'5" | 100–120 lb |
| Adults S | 5'1"–5'3" | 88–110 lb |
| Adults M | 5'3"–5'5" | 110–143 lb |
| Adults L | 5'5"–5'7" | 143–176 lb |
| Adults XL | 5'7"–5'9" | 176–209 lb |
Between two sizes? Pick the larger one for an extra cozy fit.
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Jess M.★★★★★
One mirror pic and my whole group chat wants one. So soft.
Ava R.★★★★★
Got it for my sister and she literally screamed when she opened it.
Nina K.★★★★★
My daughter wears it every night now. She giggles every time.
Loved by families everywhere
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Description
A full-body plush fleece onesie with a 3D grumpy character hood: heavy half-closed eyelids, yellow eyes, a long droopy nose and a tuft of hair on top. Dotted patches on the forearms, a little patch pocket on the front, a full front zip and built-in feet.
Made in kids sizes XS–XL and adult sizes S–XL, so the whole family can match.
Materials & Care
- Ultra-soft polyester plush fleece
- 3D character hood with soft fleece details
- Full front zip, footed design, relaxed fit
- Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, hang to dry
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on every order. This is a pre-order: orders ship in 1–2 weeks, then take about 7–12 business days to arrive, with tracking.
Not happy? Send it back within 30 days for a refund.
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
Regular price
$42.99
Regular price
$42.99
Sale price
$85.99
Unit price
per
The Whole Family Can Match.
For lazy Sundays, movie nights and sleepovers. My Cozy Squid is a full-body plush fleece onesie with a big 3D character hood: heavy eyelids, a long droopy nose and a tuft of hair on top. Made in kids and adult sizes, so the whole family can match.
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3D Character Hood
Heavy eyelids, droopy nose and a tuft of hair.
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Plush Fleece
Ultra-soft fleece from head to toe.
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Footed + Front Zip
Warm feet built in, easy zip on and off.
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Kids & Adult Sizes
Kids XS–XL and adults S–XL, so everyone can match.
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★★★★★ 4.8 Excellent 1,100+ Customers
Loved by every family
See how our families are getting cozy.
★★★★★Tyler B.
Matching with my son
Got one for me and one for my son. We play games in them every weekend and cannot stop laughing.
Kids / M
★★★★★Ava R.
She screamed
Got it for my sister's birthday and she literally screamed when she opened it. Best gift I have given.
Adults / S
★★★★★Nina K.
Her favorite pajamas
My daughter wears it every single night now. So soft and the hood makes her giggle every time.
Kids / S
★★★★★Marcus P.
Hot chocolate mornings
My boy and I wear ours every Saturday morning. Warm, comfy and the built-in feet are a lifesaver.
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What is it?
A full-body plush fleece onesie with a 3D grumpy character hood, a front zip and built-in feet. Pull the hood up and you're officially off duty.
Is this a pre-order?
Yes. My Cozy Squid is on pre-order right now. Every order ships in 1–2 weeks, and we'll email you tracking the moment it's on its way.
What size should I get?
Pick Kids or Adults first, then tap Size guide to see the right chart. Kids come in XS to XL (about 3'3" to 5'5") and adults in S to XL (about 5'1" to 5'9"). Between two sizes? Size up.
Is it warm?
Very. It's thick, soft fleece from the hood to the feet, made for couch days, cold nights and lazy weekends.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle, inside out, and hang to dry. Skip the dryer to keep the fleece extra soft.
Is it a good gift?
It's one of the funniest gifts you can give. Kids love it for Christmas, birthdays and sleepovers, and parents love matching them.
Is there a kids size?
Yes. Choose Kids for sizes XS to XL, made for kids from about 3'3" to 5'5". Grab a matching adult one and the whole family is covered.
How long will shipping take?
📦 This is a pre-order. New orders ship in 1–2 weeks.
🚚 After it ships, delivery takes about 7–12 business days.
Shipping is free and you get tracking as soon as it ships ✨
What if I don't love it?
Send it back within 30 days and we'll refund you. If something arrives damaged, message us and we'll make it right.
What Our Families Are Saying
Product reviews
4.8
★★★★★
Based on 12 reviews
12 reviews
★★★★★
My new personality
Took one mirror pic and my whole group chat wants one. The hood is so soft.
Jess M.
Verified buyer
2 days ago
Adults / M
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
★★★★★
Matching with my son
Got one for me and one for my son. We game in them every weekend.
Tyler B.
Verified buyer
4 days ago
Kids / M
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
★★★★★
She screamed
Got it for my sister's birthday and she literally screamed when she opened it.
Ava R.
Verified buyer
6 days ago
Adults / S
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
★★★★★
Christmas morning hit
My son ripped the paper open and put it on right there. He wore it all day.
Jordan F.
Verified buyer
1 week ago
Kids / M
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
★★★★★
Her favorite pajamas
My daughter wears it every night now. The hood makes her giggle every time.
Nina K.
Verified buyer
10 days ago
Kids / S
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
★★★★★
Hot chocolate mornings
My boy and I wear ours every Saturday morning. The feet are a lifesaver.
Marcus P.
Verified buyer
2 weeks ago
Kids / L
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
★★★★★
The face is everything
The droopy nose and the eyelids are so well made. Looks great in photos.
Liam S.
Verified buyer
2 weeks ago
Adults / L
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
★★★★★
Fits true to the chart
My 7 year old is 4'2 and the kids S fits just right with a little room.
Hannah W.
Verified buyer
3 weeks ago
Kids / S
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
★★★★★
Warm feet finally
The built-in feet are a game changer. No more cold toes on the couch.
Sophie T.
Verified buyer
4 weeks ago
Adults / S
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
★★★★★
Sleepover favorite
Bought two for my girls and now every sleepover friend wants one too.
Mia L.
Verified buyer
1 month ago
Kids / XS
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
★★★★★
Whole family matches
We got four, two kids and two adults. Our Christmas photo was hilarious.
Emma C.
Verified buyer
5 weeks ago
Adults / M
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie
★★★★★
Worth the wait
It was a pre-order but it came quick and the quality is great.
Marcus D.
Verified buyer
2 months ago
Adults / XL
My Cozy Squid™ Onesie