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My Cozy Grump™ Christmas Baby Onesie
My Cozy Grump™ Christmas Baby Onesie
🎄 The Cutest Grump at Christmas Dinner
☁️ Cloud-Soft Fleece, Warm Head to Toe
🎅 One Zip. No Fuss. No Lost Hat.
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My Cozy Grump™ Christmas Baby Onesie
Steal Christmas. Then Nap.
Hood, hat, belt, mitts, and feet all in one zip, so the outfit stays on longer than the mood does. Cloud-soft fleece keeps them warm through the photos, the pajama walk, and the drive to grandma's.
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Reviews from our Cozy Grump Fam 😌🎄
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★★★★★
Christmas card, done in one shot
Sat her on the rug in front of the tree, flipped the hood up, and she gave me the exact grumpy face. Sent it to the family group chat and got 40 replies before dinner.
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★★★★★
Every relative took the same photo
I counted six phones pointed at him at once. My father-in-law has never taken a photo of anything and he took this one.
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★★★★★
My lock screen now
Got the crib photo with the little claws poking out. Only wish there was a snap flap over the zipper at the chin. The fleece itself is so soft.
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★★★★★
Cousin twins for the Christmas photo
Ordered two so my son and my sister's baby matched. Best picture we have ever taken. Both hoods stayed up the whole time.
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Roomy, so buy true to age
Photo by the fireplace turned out great. He is 7 months in the 6–12 and swimming a little, which worked out since he wore it all December.
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Grandpa's new phone background
Pajama walk to grandpa's on Christmas morning. He took one look at the grump face, laughed until he cried, and made me send him the photo three times.
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FAQs
Will it be here before Christmas?
Will it be here before Christmas?
The Cozy Grump is currently on pre-order (yes, it's that popular 🙈).
Orders ship within 2–3 weeks of purchase, and every pre-order is guaranteed to arrive before Christmas — so if you're gifting it, you're safe.
You'll get a tracking number the moment yours leaves the warehouse. Consider it the one thing on your list you can stop worrying about.
What sizes does it come in?
What sizes does it come in?
Sized by age in months, same as regular baby sleepers. If your little one is between sizes, go up. The fleece is roomy and it is nicer to grow into than out of by Christmas morning.
Is the hat separate?
Is the hat separate?
No. The hat is sewn onto the hood, and the hood is part of the onesie. One piece, one zip, nothing to lose under the tree.
Is it safe for a baby to sleep in?
Is it safe for a baby to sleep in?
It is made for lounging, photos, and pajama mornings. For overnight sleep we suggest lighter sleepwear, and always follow your pediatrician's guidance.
How do I wash it?
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold on gentle, inside out, then air dry. Skip the dryer so the fleece stays fluffy and the face stays crisp.
Can older kids wear it?
Can older kids wear it?
This one is cut for babies and young toddlers. If you want a bigger size, tell us in the reviews and we will bring it.